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#1 CONKERSBADFURDAY

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Posted 20 July 2016 - 03:34 PM

Okay, so I do this comic book podcast called Comics Dash. It's sort of a mess, but it's my mess so fuck off. Anyhow, the running joke has been that Aquaman and Black Manta clearly want to fuck. The sexual tension between the two is insane in the current run of DC comics. Having gotten absolutely fed up with them not fucking, I decided it was my job to fix that. Below is the quick porno story i wrote which I'll be reading on the next podcast.

 

For reference, this is our latest podcast which Plant might like since we talked about beating off dead horses http://wethenerdy.co...ff-dead-horses/

 

So, onto the sex!

 

 

Aquaman closed his chamber door sporting a wide grin that would soon have a dick in it. His wife knew something fishy was going on, and that’s why he had taken a hook out of Bill Cosby’s hat—who once terrorized the ocean’s college campuses as the Morerape Eel—and asked Mera to toast the recapture of Black Manta. She had taken the bait. Now she was sleeping with the literal fishes, but in the metaphorical sense since she’d wake up tomorrow with probably a bad hangover and wondering why there was seamen on her back. But maybe not. Being a man of the sea, Aquaman had a lot of wet dreams.

 

The king of Atlantis made his way through his castle, descended a bunch of steps, and walked through a few gloomy hallways, stopping every so often to make sure he wasn’t being followed. His conchubine was in the dungeon, which meant he had to be careful. It would be one thing if Atlantis found out he was cheating on his wife, but a whole coddamn mess if they found out his lover was Black Manta.

 

Still, that made the whole thing all the more fun. Something about keeping your friends close and your anenemoies closer, though at this point, Black Manta was neither. What should one do with his lovers?

 

Aquaman rubbed at his crotch, which was stiffer than a sturgeon’s nose, and knew exactly what he should do with his lover.

 

“Sir?” the two soldiers stationed to guard the undersea terrorist said. They looked on edge because Black Manta always escaped. Always. It was all part of the plan.

 

“I must question the prisoner,” Aquaman said in his most offishal voice. “Please let us be until I call you back.”

 

“Yes sir” both said, happy to be free of the most cursed post in all of Atlantis. Aquaman watched them round a corner, their shoulders relaxed and their spears clanking against the stone floor. Soon they were out of sight, heading to the break room. Aquaman listened, herring their footsteps fade into the background.

 

“Please tell me you aren’t wearing orange and fucking green,” Black Manta said sharkastically. He was facing the wall and not wearing a shirt.

 

“Have to.” Aquaman said as he closed the door. “I look brilliant in orange and green.”

 

The undersea terrorist laughed, his voice deep and sexy because he was deep and sexy. “You look like a clownfish.”

 

“Shut up and kiss me.”

 

Black Manta tuna round and soon he and Aquaman were wrapped in a pike embrace and staring into each other’s walleyes. Black Manta’s were like green pools of ocean water, and Aquamans were blue or some shit. Back Manta then kissed his lover, so gently that it was like a ghost upon Aquaman’s lips.

 

“I missed you,” the scarred terrorist said.

 

“Always. But did you have to kill eight people this time?”

 

Black Manta tugged at Aquaman’s crotch. “You know it’s more fun this way.”

 

Aquaman grabbed at Black Manta’s bass and brought him close so their crotches were rubbing together. Even with his pants still on, he could feel Black Manta’s black manta throbbing lustily. Aquaman leaned in close and whispered into his lover’s ear: “It is better this way.”

 

Black Manta knelt and unbuckled Aquaman’s ugly green pants. He then placed his finger on Aquaman’s tridick and ran it from the tip to the base. It didn’t take very long because Aquaman had a small penis, but still much bigger than the Flash’s who fucking sucks and should be ashamed for existing.

 

“That feels good,” Aquaman said.

 

“This will feel better.”

 

Black Manta opened his mouth and began salmonating all over Aquaman’s member. Aquaman groaned.

 

“Don’t even think about it,” Black Manta said between suckerfishing. “I’m just lubing this up so you can stick it into my trench.”

 

"Never!” Aquaman said, but he blushed because it totally happened one time. He had a hair triggerfish when it came to ejaculating.

 

When Black Manta finished, he turned around and pulled his own pants down, exposing his dark fishlight.

 

“Stick it in and oyster it around,” he said in his deep, sexy voice because he was still deep and sexy in case you forgot.

 

Aquaman obliged. He thrust his throbbing member into Black Manta’s halibut, forcing it in so far their balls slapped together. His lover made a face, and Aquaman knew it would stringray a bit. Black Manta was still getting used playing the role of beta. It had to be this way though, because Aquaman was a king and, despite having a small penis and suffering from premature ejaculation, could not a bottom. That would just be orcaward.

 

It only took a few quick threshes before Aquaman was breaching his salty chum into Black Manta’s tight carphole. “Ugh,” Aquaman groaned, pleasure shivering through his loins.

 

“My turn,” Black Manta said, turning around. His penis was huge and already dribbling precum.

 

Aquaman knelt down and opened his mouth, goblin sharking as much of the penis as he could. Like Black Manta with anal, he wasn’t very good at deep throating.

 

“Just relax,” Black Manta said. “You don’t have to take the whale thing. And if it gets uncomfortable, let minnow.”

 

Aquaman wasn’t normally koi, but Black Manta could somehow make him blush with ease. He felt his face heat up, and Black Manta began to laugh.

 

“You’re cute like this.”

 

On his knees and with his ugly green pants still around his ankles, the king of Atlantis suckerfished the worst terrorist the sea had ever seen to completion. A salty, warm spray filled his mouth, and now the last question was: Should be squid it out or swallow?

 

With a light shrug, Aquaman gulpered it down. It wouldn’t do to have the guards come back and find an empty cell filled with cum. That would raise some strange questions.

 

Black Manta sat back down on his cot, and Aquaman sat next to him. For the next twenty minutes, the two cuddlefished together, happy to be in each others’ company. Then it was time for Aquaman to leave, though not before hiding the key to his secret lover’s cell underneath the cot.

 

“Until next time,” he said.

 

“Until next time,” Black Manta said.


Edited by CONKERSBADFURDAY, 20 July 2016 - 03:37 PM.


#2 G-tech

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Posted 20 July 2016 - 04:44 PM

Are you going to set the mood with appropriate music playing in the background while you read this?

#3 CONKERSBADFURDAY

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Posted 20 July 2016 - 05:12 PM

Are you going to set the mood with appropriate music playing in the background while you read this?

Historically I've been lazy as fuck when it comes to editing, but yeah. I plan on making an exception and doing that.

 

I dunno what royalty-free music I can use though.



#4 Hollis_

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Posted 21 July 2016 - 09:16 AM

I'm not sure what I expected, but I absolutely wasn't expecting actual Aquaman Porn



#5 CONKERSBADFURDAY

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Posted 21 July 2016 - 01:01 PM

I'm not sure what I expected, but I absolutely wasn't expecting actual Aquaman Porn

I do not post clickbait titles good sir!



#6 G-tech

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Posted 01 August 2016 - 06:42 AM

I finally listened to the podcast. I was disappointed by the lack of sultry background music, but your constant interposing to point out the puns and the groans of your co-hosts were more than made up for its omission.

Edited by G-tech, 01 August 2016 - 06:43 AM.


#7 CONKERSBADFURDAY

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Posted 01 August 2016 - 01:51 PM

I finally listened to the podcast. I was disappointed by the lack of sultry background music, but your constant interposing to point out the puns and the groans of your co-hosts were more than made up for its omission.

It was not a good read >.< I got nervous and went too fast.

 

I wanted to add some sexy music in, but due to some technical issues, I had to edit this one in Audacity and couldn't be bothered :P


Edited by CONKERSBADFURDAY, 01 August 2016 - 01:52 PM.





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