Fuck, so the best video game statue thing EVER has just surfaced, but it's like, 400 FUCKING DOLLARS!
Ladies and Gentlecunts, meet Mara.
Look at all that fine detail! Never before have you been able to see the intricacies of this fine character.
And he's really BIG, too! Check out the size of this thing next to a traditional 12cm CD.
And here is is from the top view. Who knew that Mara has such a well-pronounced sack?!
Here's another view from a rarely seen perspective.
And apparently he's holding this... semi-phallic metal shaft, although I cannot identify it in any of the above photos. Perhaps it's an optional prop?
Anyway, I'm not sure if it's even possible to buy this thing here in the states. Although everything else on the page seems to indicate that it's possible, the "description" part reads: * For sale in Japan only.
Anyway, $382.63 (as the current 10% off price shows) is still way too much money for this magnificent schlong. If only it were a mere hundred--maybe two...