"enjoy demon fusing while plopped down a[sic] bed" - is that a euphemism, or do they include a special "self-pleasure" mode in this game? Maybe this hints at the new peripherals for Switch that Nintendo's been hinting about.
*Fusing with a demon in privacy*
Mr Teeter opens the door: "Beautiful demon son, are ya winnin?"
"GET OUT DAD DON'T YOU KNOCK?!"
- torgo Yeah!'d this