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Lame Plant42

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Beyond Good & Evil 2 - Finally Official!

12 June 2017 - 01:47 PM

Holy shit, so Ubisoft mic-dropped their 2017 presentation with Beyond Good & Evil 2!!!

But there are a few concerns for me. The one and only Michel Ancel came out and explained that:

1.) This is a Prequel
2.) It takes place before Jade (the protagonist) was born
3.) It takes place in a different solar system

Given that those are all true facts, they confirm that this "2"-numbered entry will NOT explain what the fuck happened with Pey'j (the pig) at the cliffhanger ending of the first game, and we won't even get to see: any of the old game's characters... despite the girl at the end (eyes in video thumbnail image) bearing a striking resemblance to Jade, as well as the Rastafarian rhinoceros mechanic @2:59 previously in the "Mamago Garage." Oh, and the world looks just like Hyllis, too, so this other planet in another solar system coincidentally has very similar creatures with very similar takes on architecture... This is rather disappointing that it's ignoring the first game's story, but anyway...


Awesome Shin Megami Tensei Stuff on the Internet

18 April 2017 - 07:20 PM

Fuck, so the best video game statue thing EVER has just surfaced, but it's like, 400 FUCKING DOLLARS!


Ladies and Gentlecunts, meet Mara.





Look at all that fine detail! Never before have you been able to see the intricacies of this fine character.





And he's really BIG, too! Check out the size of this thing next to a traditional 12cm CD.




And here is is from the top view. Who knew that Mara has such a well-pronounced sack?!





Here's another view from a rarely seen perspective.





And apparently he's holding this... semi-phallic metal shaft, although I cannot identify it in any of the above photos. Perhaps it's an optional prop?





Anyway, I'm not sure if it's even possible to buy this thing here in the states. Although everything else on the page seems to indicate that it's possible, the "description" part reads: * For sale in Japan only.


Anyway, $382.63 (as the current 10% off price shows) is still way too much money for this magnificent schlong. If only it were a mere hundred--maybe two...



Switch Friend Codes

03 March 2017 - 02:35 PM

These fucktarded things are back.

You can make friends via "suggested friends" of your friends on miitomo, but if you're not, you gotta use friend codes. Post your shit here.

Yeah, I'm gonna be lazy and do mine this way.

56k warning.



>>Edit to maintain the OP relephant.


Plant: 3623-1079-8998

Ngamer: 6250-0710-6831

Torgo: 1116-8800-1820

Teeter: 1576-6436-4892

Robok: 5866-3119-1888

X: 2715-8488-3494

Google Hunt: Age of Anarchy

08 February 2017 - 06:44 PM

You know the rules.
...or do you?
Guess the game from the clue. Only 1 guess per day. Winner starts the next round. Okay, now let's get this shit started.

Clue 1: Do you need a new one of these?
Clue 2: This kinda blows
Clue 3: Step right up, win a prize!

Clue 4: Not so fast!

Clue 5: Because who doesn't love balls in their mouth?

Clue 6: Don't lie; you know you wanna go.

Got Switch Yet?

12 January 2017 - 10:02 PM

Step your game up, bitches.


From Best Buy.