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G-tech

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G-techSuperTeeter64

Happy Birthday, Teeter.
May 26 2017 01:06 PM
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G-tech

I asked a great fairy to greatly enhance my trousers, then she proceeded to pucker her lips as she approached me... Yup.
Apr 29 2017 06:53 PM
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    Ridley Scott torgo
    Have you updated something to 4 stars? The fairy seems awfully ... content after that one.
    Apr 29 2017 08:11 PM
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    G-tech
    No, I've only found three great fairies so far. I guess I have something to look forward to/be terrified of when I find her.
    Apr 30 2017 08:39 AM
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    I just Youtube'd it. It's pretty much Death By Snu Snu. :p
    Apr 30 2017 01:26 PM
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G-techCONKERSBADFURDAY

Happy birthday, Conker! I sent you a My Little Pony pillow with a few complementary mints. Just don't get any shit on it please. Unless you want to. Hey, it's your birthday do what you want, man!
Mar 01 2017 05:41 PM
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    G-tech
    Fuck! I should have said "go nuts"! Goddammit!
    Mar 02 2017 05:55 AM
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G-tech

I just saw and heard my Mii fart. I apparently thought this was noteworth event to warrant a status update.
Feb 09 2017 07:19 AM
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    You sure it didn't sneeze?
    Feb 09 2017 08:05 AM
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    Ridley Scott torgo
    In Miitomo, they do fart. Kinda like in Tomodachi Life, they fart (and then stand there sniffing the air as though they like it).
    Feb 09 2017 09:38 AM
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G-techRobok

Happy birthday, Mr. Buford!
Dec 10 2016 04:20 PM
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    Robok
    Thanks Mr Tech!
    Dec 11 2016 07:07 AM
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G-tech Ngamer01

After two years of playing in Mario Kart tournaments it seems that you have amassed a large collection of houses, all of which are lacking kitchen sinks. Well don’t fret, birthday boy! For I have several kitchen sinks coming your way via the Sunshine Airport Express! It may not be enough to fulfill your entire kitchen collection but it's a start! Happy birthday, Ngamer01!
Aug 14 2016 12:22 PM
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G-techMorgil

Morgil, I foesee that a frantic future lies ahead of you. Yes, I see myriad of shells of various colors coming towards you in all different directions. Parana plants salivating as they inch closer behind you. But fret not for today is your birthday and fortune will shine down upon you in the form if a lightning bolt. Use it and it will protect you from those that wish throw am item at you. Happy birthday, Morgil.
Jul 07 2016 07:35 AM
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G-tech

I really get annoyed whenever I see "here's why" in the tile of an article. Isn't it a given that the article is going to explain whatever is mentioned in its title? It's pointless./pedantry
Jun 21 2016 07:29 PM
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    Fuckin clickbait. I hate clickbait and all wording variations.
    Jun 22 2016 09:17 AM
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    Ridley Scott torgo
    Here's why Plant and G-tech hate the internet ...
    Jun 22 2016 05:04 PM
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    Robok
    17 Amazing acts of kindness, #19 will make you cry

    Jun 23 2016 06:51 AM
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G-techZENDEJAS

Happy birthday, Zen! Sorry, I didn't know what to get you, but seeing you've been on your back for nearly five years I figured a helping hand will suffice. Now rise and go enjoy your birthday!
Jun 04 2016 04:05 PM
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G-techSuperTeeter64

I hired someone for Heroes 4 Hire to dress up as Toad to deliver your birthday gift. However, I was just informed that he was arrested for attempting car insurance fraud. Sorry, I hope my well wishes will be enough to make up for this unfortunate outcome. Happy birthday, Teeter! I hope your day-of-birth was filled with joy and love!
May 26 2016 04:30 PM